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[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to pray to Jah every night that he follows through on this train wreck of a movie.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I believe the idea is "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." If he wants to task mecha-hitler with making a movie that will flop because he can't handle people that aren't his favorite color, let him. It's better than letting him spend that money on more orphan crushing machines.