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Uncle Bob becoming even worse: (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

"Look idiots, I have the machine that confidently lies ask itself if it did good. If the confident lie machine lies to itself and the machine being lied to lies again by saying to me that the first lying machine did not lie... Then I have 7 more lie machines do the same thing in sequence. So in the end, the only way I could fail is if all these amoral lying machines that lie, somehow ALL lied to each other, and then to me - which according to the lying machine, is impossible."