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submitted 5 days ago by FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Huh, I thought I was fingering the nipple this whole time

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's pink, nubby, and you finger it. That doesn't seem like a nipple to me ;)

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Okay, fineeee. I'll tongue it.