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[–] Cheebus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Genuinely curious how the quality of sex diminishes, i’ve heard you lose a lot of sensitivity from it which is a bummer

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 5 days ago

I've heard that the foreskin acts as "lube" so I've always wondered how that would be. Teenager me had some long weekends where things got pretty chafed down there.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't know, but I really can't imagine sex being any more intense. I'm more than content with the me I have to work with and I believe the quality of my sex life is better than average.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

A fish cannot experience water.