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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Remember the olden C days before compilers got really good (and freely available) so we'd still have inline assembly everywhere for better optimization lol.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And then there's good old Chris Sawyer, writing an entire (fairly complex) game completely in Assembly, because he wanted the (actually kind of computationally heavy) game to still work on potato hardware.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably roller coaster tycoon...

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah, right.

But this was at a time when compilers weren't better than you in optimizing.