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111 mph: Brevard Deputy of the Year avoids arrest under Florida ‘Super Speeder’ law (www.clickorlando.com)

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

You’re literally sitting there imagining scenarios where you can feel threatened by a man sitting on a 400 - 500 pound machine, who is traveling at 45mph relative to you

no, they're imagining scenarios where some selfish prick who can't stand to wait in traffic like a normal human with the rest of the normal humans SPEEDS THROUGH A CLOT OF MULTI THOUSAND POUND VEHICLES like a dumbfuck. You're inventing reasons why people shouldn't care when you murder people with your 500lbs of crotch rocket, starting with yourself but often involving innocent people in your carnage.

grow the fuck up.

this is the fuckhead you're defending: https://nypost.com/2026/08/30/us-news/florida-deputy-of-the-year-resigns-after-claims-he-tracked-ex-with-flock-cameras-used-n-word-did-nazi-salute/