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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Fair enough, it looked like you were implying it was a trick you're passing on to others.

Obviously it doesn't matter either way and I can't prove or disprove what you're claiming now.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm suggesting they say that if needed, but lie convincingly.

[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Right, and I'm suggesting it's one of the older tricks in the book that only dumb/lazy cops would fall for.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

But how would they know if someone just did the same stuff but was lying

[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

They wouldn't need to know, as I described above.