badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Your crush is now a philosophical zombie that outwardly acts like a person who loves you.
As a materialist I don't accept the notion of p-zombies as valid. If a being existed that perceived and processes stimuli exactly as a conscious being then it ipso facto generates consciousness.
Check and mate, lib.
Oh dear,' says the genie, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.'
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Joke stolen from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.I agree. But no one I hate my normie, more importantly, as a matter of fact I'm the friends I've learned at all. I can see my butt, unless I'm actually in an attack I'm not a dickhead. But I just don't accept your measly. The poor I'm into this world.