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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Earth if it were written by a good author:

The world is holding a martial arts tournament to decide who owns the moon

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wait, Outworld is gonna be in this fight?

I'm out

All I can do is slide kicks, I ain't fighting no Tarkatan warrior with blades coming out of his arms

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Shit you can slide kick? Thats rad, last time I tried i just ended up hurting myself, and all the ninjas watching me laughed and said im too weak to enter the tournament

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pssst you forgot LK at end there champ

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Ah fuck i'm gonna die

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You gotta at least be able to transform into a dragon and bite people in half.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Not what I meant when I said that I eat ass