badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Earth if it were written by a good author:
The world is holding a martial arts tournament to decide who owns the moon
So basically Tekken?
Maybe more Mortal Kombat
Wait, Outworld is gonna be in this fight?
I'm out
All I can do is slide kicks, I ain't fighting no Tarkatan warrior with blades coming out of his arms
Shit you can slide kick? Thats rad, last time I tried i just ended up hurting myself, and all the ninjas watching me laughed and said im too weak to enter the tournament
Yeah, you just crouch and go

Pssst you forgot LK at end there champ
Ah fuck i'm gonna die
You gotta at least be able to transform into a dragon and bite people in half.
Not what I meant when I said that I eat ass
You don't own shit. I bet you ain't even nocturnal
I am, depending on your timezone
You gotta end the message with “Thank you for the attention to this matter”. How are we to know it’s official otherwise? Also sprinkle some “officially” in there I guess, gotta give it more oomph
I'm nothing like Trump, so I won't thank you for your attention.
I'm worse.
I assume I have your attention unconditionally. I am above all of you ants.
If thou hast to question the legitimacy of mine communication, then fear the wrath of the prime being.
um actually depending on the time of day, you're under some of us ants 🤓
energy. Love it
I have it on good authority that the moon is both made of cheese and also there is a kingdom of magical rabbits there who pound mochi.
Does your ownership of our only natural satellite necessitate the evacuation of the moon rabbits
Be rest assured moon cheese and all native flora and fauna are safe
okay. but don't be doing any bs with it
no promises
protracted moon peoples land war it is
It's complete, ratified, and binding
that's only allowed if you're sapphic, i didn't make the rules
I DON'T CARE WHO OWNS IT, I'M STILL GONNA PISS ON IT