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The FBI Doubles Down on Easing ‘Bestiality’ Hiring Standards (www.wired.com)

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“Why would you even get into bestiality?” he asked. “We’re not into bestiality,” said Patel.

In a further exchange, Patel explained to Senator John Kennedy, the Louisiana Republican, that previously, regulations had barred anyone who engaged in bestiality “on either side of it.”

“Either side of what, the bestiality?” asked Kennedy. “So you disqualified the animal?”

“We have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them,” said Patel.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 47 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Hr is trying to say people who fucked animals during hazing rituals are victims.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

I was sitting here wondering why there would be such a wide spread issue such that they would move to change the rules instead of just covering up some isolated incident.

I didn't think of hazing as a possibility, but that totally tracks and just reiterates how totally screwed up their candidate pool is...

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like the framing of whether they are victims or not is kinda irrelevant. I just don’t want people who won’t say no to fucking animals just to get into a frat to have any kind of authority.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You know what, I particularly don't want people who are willing to admit to fucking an animal during a job interview to work.

Not just at the FBI, kinda anywhere.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

But if they're not busy working they might be busy fucking animals.

Like how I don't mind when trump plays a shit load of ~~good~~ golf.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Personally I could put them to work. My definition of work is quite liberal and can definitely fall under a human rights violation at its most sadistic.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Golf right? Bad golf at that. Bummer of a typo.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 15 hours ago

My swipe keyboard failed me yet again.

I swear my pixel 9 has a bad digitizer.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 19 points 21 hours ago

Yes, people who get hazed are victims of abuse. You can be both an abuser and a victim.