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Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News (metro.co.uk)

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 55 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.

[–] meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Think he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn't want to say that?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I think he's a grifter asshole

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Hung like a horse

[–] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.

Context for the uninitiated:

Matthew 19:24:

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.