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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/53777061

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117406176604364910

https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2026/10/08/trump-calls-anyone-who-says-ai-instead-of-super-intelligence-an-enemy/

Excerpt of the executive order https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/09/inaugurating-the-era-of-super-intelligence/ from last week:

The terminology used by the Federal Government should reflect the transformative capabilities of these technologies and the limitless opportunities they create for the American people. Accordingly, the term “Super Intelligence” more appropriately captures the promise, potential, and rapidly advancing capabilities of these technologies. It is therefore the policy of my Administration that, to the maximum extent permitted by law, the executive branch shall use the terms “Super Intelligence” and “SI” in place of “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI” and will not acknowledge the usage of “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI” in any applicable setting.

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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Add it to the list of ‘reasons’ I would be considered an ‘enemy’

He literally cannot die fast enough.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

His death will probably be the most widely celebrated in human history. Hitler may have been worse, but I'm not sure people around the globe knew all the stories about him like they do this shitpile. Plus the population is much higher now. Alcohol sales will skyrocket to unimaginable levels. It's gonna be insane.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Alcohol sales will skyrocket

I dunno about that one. A lot of people already have a special bottle reserved for that particular celebration.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Sure, but we have no idea when this will happen so I'd guess it'll cause a spike. The DC area saw a big jump in champagne sales when he lost in 2020.