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His death will probably be the most widely celebrated in human history. Hitler may have been worse, but I'm not sure people around the globe knew all the stories about him like they do this shitpile. Plus the population is much higher now. Alcohol sales will skyrocket to unimaginable levels. It's gonna be insane.
I dunno about that one. A lot of people already have a special bottle reserved for that particular celebration.
Sure, but we have no idea when this will happen so I'd guess it'll cause a spike. The DC area saw a big jump in champagne sales when he lost in 2020.