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Assisting users be like (lazysoci.al)

submitted 13 hours ago by lazynooblet@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I don't narrate clicking and typing directions to people anymore. If you want my help, you stand up and I sit down.

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes giving the fish is the right choice.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Teach a man to fish, tomorrow he has already forgotten. If he was going to catch his own fish, he would have learned how to long before this.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

If you try, you might fail. The lesson is : never try.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 2 points 11 hours ago

This is the way