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The PHP part never gets old (toggl.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by muhyb@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The assembly one isn't fair.

https://kolibrios.org/en

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why not? KolibriOS is pretty basic for a OS. But boy is it fast.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

And it runs Doom.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

HTML runs Doom.

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Doom runs Doom