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this is the start of everything falling apart, i can feel it (media.fedia.io)

submitted 13 hours ago by QuantumEraser@fedia.io to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Blibittyblah@futurology.today 157 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I really love the emdash. I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me—cunts.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 81 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Rebel. Start using triple em dashes⸻see?

[–] Blibittyblah@futurology.today 58 points 13 hours ago

Fu———ck yeah.

[–] staircase@programming.dev 32 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

This reads like Haiku

[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

It could be a haiku. They don't need to be 5-75 syllables. It's more about an observation or a moment of clarity/realisation. The first two lines set up a concept or image, and the third line closes out the thought, usually with contrast. Just have to structure it properly.

I really love the emdash,

I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me.

Cunts.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 hours ago

I once tried to write a haiku,
Whose syllables were out of skew.
The words started flowing;
I just kept on going,
A Limerick will just have to do.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

5-75

You have been reading much longer haikus than I have 😜

[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's how you know that comment isn't ai. No dash.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 0 points 41 minutes ago

timetoproveourhumanitybyrejectingallpunctuation

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, that reminds me: is Haiku still a slop-free OS?

[–] Blibittyblah@futurology.today 15 points 9 hours ago

Slop and driver free