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This reads like Haiku
It could be a haiku. They don't need to be 5-75 syllables. It's more about an observation or a moment of clarity/realisation. The first two lines set up a concept or image, and the third line closes out the thought, usually with contrast. Just have to structure it properly.
I really love the emdash,
I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me.
Cunts.
I once tried to write a haiku,
Whose syllables were out of skew.
The words started flowing;
I just kept on going,
A Limerick will just have to do.
You have been reading much longer haikus than I have 😜
That's how you know that comment isn't ai. No dash.
timetoproveourhumanitybyrejectingallpunctuation
Oh, that reminds me: is Haiku still a slop-free OS?
Yeah, they're based
Slop and driver free