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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the time when I was in elementary school and I did much better than the other kids on a math quiz, so their parents called the police and the school trespassed me so I was arrested and spent my entire childhood in Sing Sing. I was the only 6 year old in my cell block.

[–] darklamer@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

That must have been traumatic.