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[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am not married to this idea, but I suspect that if you can’t commit to having a separate database, or at least a separate object store, you shouldn’t be flirting with a new microservice

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it count if you have a separate database instance that is mostly just linked queries to the primary instance?

Muffled sobs

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Now that is really special