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Monolith vs Microservices (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@no.lastname.nz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Blibittyblah@futurology.today 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They both suck!!

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We programmers are kinda bad at what we do.

[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I miss seeing XKCD articles more frequently, but it is a treat when I occasionaly do.

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Xkcd has an atom feed you can subscribe to: https://xkcd.com/atom.xml

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All computers, and especially software, sucks

[–] Blibittyblah@futurology.today 10 points 1 week ago

Some of it blows

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In my experience, "microservices" are usually just a monolith with extra steps. Not always, but usually.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am not married to this idea, but I suspect that if you can’t commit to having a separate database, or at least a separate object store, you shouldn’t be flirting with a new microservice

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it count if you have a separate database instance that is mostly just linked queries to the primary instance?

Muffled sobs

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Now that is really special