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this is the start of everything falling apart, i can feel it (media.fedia.io)

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[–] zoltanshields@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I used to like the punch of "It's not just ___, it's ___" but I've pretty much removed that from my vocabulary.

[–] skibidi@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Same, I would use that construction pretty frequently. Or "it's X not Y".

But now, it's not just trite, it is triggering.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm trying to stop using "for bonus points, ____". I don't have any bonus points left to give out.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Same, except "fucks sake".

I'm entirely out of fucks.

[–] zoltanshields@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh god yeah this and bullet points

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm going to start using "for bullet points, ____" and see if anybody notices.