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this is the start of everything falling apart, i can feel it (media.fedia.io)

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[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You comparing the mississippi to a lazy river is showing your ignorance lmao

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

You literally stated that 8 billion people couldn’t stop the flow of the Mississippi river. Aside from the fact that the Mississippi ebbs and flows from 20 ft wide to a mile wide, 8 billion people take up a lot of mass. 8 billion people could reverse the flow of the river if they wanted.