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GOP Candidate Blames Unsolicited Nudes on His Young Age (He Was 53) (newrepublic.com)

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“As I near 60 years old, the expiration date has come and gone on any of my youthful indiscretions,” Taylor told the Nashville Scene when asked about the unsolicited nudes allegation. “Whatever story you think you’ve got, my wife is well aware of, and we’ve worked through it a long time ago.”

“My God and my wife have forgiven me, and I would consider everyone else doing the same,” Taylor added.

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[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

53 is young for a republican. They're all fucking dinosaurs

[–] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Age has nothing to do with it, they are cooked from the early years and then they age.

It used to be thought that age was a virtue. The Senate originates from the latin Senatus 'Assembly of the Senior'. This was because the elders were considered wise, not so sure about it nowadays.

That said, now is the time to become the elders you never had.

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I think that it's just kind of a mistake for elders to be our leaders, in general

The best fresh ideas come from the youth who are generally the first to understand what's going on. A little wisdom from elders that assist or advise them is how we might find balance

[–] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 2 points 47 minutes ago

Spot on! Youth should power and drive the future, the elders should avoid the pitfalls they made themselves.

[–] 13igtyme@startrek.website 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's young for any politician of any party.

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

True

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

also conservatives are at least 20years older than thier true age, when they are 40, they look 60. its all the hate they let build up inside.

[–] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

RFK appears to be holding in his entire family's rage. Might just explode while giving a talk one day.

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

More and more, I see a resemblance to the Skeksis clinging desperately to riches by making themselves immortal with the shattered crystal of truth, while also making themselves look shriveled and ghastly in the process