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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 47 points 7 hours ago (13 children)

Why do people wait for the last day instead of voting early?

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Polling place day of is on the way home and is open later. Early voting is out of the way, only open till 4, and only open on weekdays.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm in an area that isn't under threat of having my vote invalidated

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

This. My area has long lines for early voting as there are only 4 polling locations for early voting. If I wait day of, after the before work morning rush, I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes.

[–] Meatwagon@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

That's interesting. It's the opposite here. There's no line for early voting, but there's a small one for voting day. Early voting is just slightly more convenient.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 1 points 5 hours ago

I vote by mail now in IL because we are not savages, but when I voted in person I always got up, threw some slob clothes on and went at like 6A or whatever when the place opened. In and out. Then I went home and got ready for work.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

More convenient. The polling place is on the way to work, a few blocks from my house. The early voting locations are much further away. I have a friend who volunteers at a polling place every election, and he's explained the procedure to me: Even if I voted in-person absentee (i.e. early), they keep my ballot sealed until election day, then it has to be transported to my polling place, and an election volunteer has to physically walk it through the same process of consulting the voter book, and placing it in the scanner.

It's not quite the same, of course. I was behind one of these volunteers this morning, and he located a long list of voters in the book, rather than doing it one at a time. But, at the bottom line, my ballot has to be physically cast at my polling place on election day by somebody. So why not go do it myself?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

There are way less early voting locations and they typically close earlier, so they're (purposely) much less convenient to plan for. The one time I early voted, I waited in line for like two hours. They ended up staying open past the advertised close time so those of us still waiting in line could vote.

Meanwhile, this morning I went and voted at my normal location and it took like 20 minutes from parking to getting back in my car, and the poll workers there said it was the busiest they've seen so far.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

But what if there’s a last minute announcement and it turns out the democrats are all aliens?

Spoiler: I’d probably still vote Democrat in the unfortunate event that I’m an American and in that situation.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 5 points 5 hours ago

I would vote for sentient poops in human suits before the fucking Nazi Fascist of MAGA/the GOP.

[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Alien democrats are far better than humanoid Republicans.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

I'm pretty sure that Mitch McConnell is human, but the battery in the control device that they implanted in his brain was failing. (And now has failed.) That's why they switched to putting one of their own in an ill-fitting human suit, and calling him "Ted" Cruz. Pretty sure they're reptilians, which is why that volunteer has to engage in behavioral thermoregulation.

than most presumed-human dems honestly. and the ogres.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

In the US, we like to make voting a challenge. No election day holiday, polling places usually have hours within 9-5, and mail-in ballots are being postmarked late because of cost cutting in the USPS.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

And where are the voting snacks!! Holidays require special foods, so let's bring out the

Democracy Donuts
Vote (Hot) Dogs
Rebellion Raviolis
People's Power Poptarts

Because the hours for my early voting location are the same hours that I work.

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well, for me I've been out of town then sick since early voting started. Finally can get out today. Normally though I prefer to skip the lines and vote early. My state also does not allow mail in without reason (which is fucking nonsense but alas).

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

I hope you've been getting some cozy Wheel of Time reading in while you've been recovering from your sickness

[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Well, for me I've been out of town then sick since early voting started. Finally can get out today. Normally though I prefer to skip the lines and vote early. My state also does not allow mail in without reason (which is fucking nonsense but alas).

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

sometimes my schedule just doesn't align, or the early voting locations are a 3 minute bike ride away instead of right at the end of my street

disclaimer: not american

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Because Missouri hates me. Mail-in ballots are only for excused reasons. I would have voted early, but there wasn't a location that would be convenient for me. This morning, I was in and out in 5 minutes.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip -3 points 4 hours ago

Personally I think the sooner everything collapses the better for the most people and continuing this charade of "voting out fascism" is pointless. That being said, I'm one dumb person and many others, smarter than me, say it's worth it, so I do it, but voting for capitalists requires holding my nose. I live in Oregon and Tina Kotek is a great example of someone I don't want to vote for but probably will vote for to further Democratic party interests. I sat down to do it yesterday and legit started weeping for the death of the American experiment. So I left it to today. My county clerk is in walking distance and I'll deliver it to her this morning. That's the beauty of voting only by mail, it's not rushed chaos.