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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 22 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Would that I had the confidence to leave the house with a crucifix necklace, Oakleys, bib overalls with no shirt, and a "SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE" trucker hat.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Those are Pit Viper glasses. You can wear Oakleys and not scream "douche nozzle" but Pit Vipers take you to the top of the bell tower and scream it to the whole town.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 8 points 2 hours ago

That's how far out of the sunglasses scene I am.

[–] suodrazah@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 hours ago (16 children)

I'll take (my mediocre level of) intelligence over confidence any day of the week. That guys life is probably quite dull, and full of anger.

But yes, it would be relaxing oh my.

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[–] thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au 13 points 2 hours ago (7 children)

I miss when you couldn't just assume this guy's politics.

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 39 points 4 hours ago (12 children)

Why do people wait for the last day instead of voting early?

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 5 points 1 hour ago

More convenient. The polling place is on the way to work, a few blocks from my house. The early voting locations are much further away. I have a friend who volunteers at a polling place every election, and he's explained the procedure to me: Even if I voted in-person absentee (i.e. early), they keep my ballot sealed until election day, then it has to be transported to my polling place, and an election volunteer has to physically walk it through the same process of consulting the voter book, and placing it in the scanner.

It's not quite the same, of course. I was behind one of these volunteers this morning, and he located a long list of voters in the book, rather than doing it one at a time. But, at the bottom line, my ballot has to be physically cast at my polling place on election day by somebody. So why not go do it myself?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

There are way less early voting locations and they typically close earlier, so they're (purposely) much less convenient to plan for. The one time I early voted, I waited in line for like two hours. They ended up staying open past the advertised close time so those of us still waiting in line could vote.

Meanwhile, this morning I went and voted at my normal location and it took like 20 minutes from parking to getting back in my car, and the poll workers there said it was the busiest they've seen so far.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 28 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm in an area that isn't under threat of having my vote invalidated

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

This. My area has long lines for early voting as there are only 4 polling locations for early voting. If I wait day of, after the before work morning rush, I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes.

[–] Meatwagon@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

That's interesting. It's the opposite here. There's no line for early voting, but there's a small one for voting day. Early voting is just slightly more convenient.

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[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

But what if there’s a last minute announcement and it turns out the democrats are all aliens?

Spoiler: I’d probably still vote Democrat in the unfortunate event that I’m an American and in that situation.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 2 hours ago

I would vote for sentient poops in human suits before the fucking Nazi Fascist of MAGA/the GOP.

[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Alien democrats are far better than humanoid Republicans.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm pretty sure that Mitch McConnell is human, but the battery in the control device that they implanted in his brain was failing. (And now has failed.) That's why they switched to putting one of their own in an ill-fitting human suit, and calling him "Ted" Cruz. Pretty sure they're reptilians, which is why that volunteer has to engage in behavioral thermoregulation.

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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In the US, we like to make voting a challenge. No election day holiday, polling places usually have hours within 9-5, and mail-in ballots are being postmarked late because of cost cutting in the USPS.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

And where are the voting snacks!! Holidays require special foods, so let's bring out the

Democracy Donuts
Vote (Hot) Dogs
Rebellion Raviolis
People's Power Poptarts

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Early voting is one location deep in the city center with a 2 hour line, USPS can't be depended on to deliver a ballot in time. Day-of voting provides a local, low-traffic polling station.

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[–] Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Well, for me I've been out of town then sick since early voting started. Finally can get out today. Normally though I prefer to skip the lines and vote early. My state also does not allow mail in without reason (which is fucking nonsense but alas).

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Because the hours for my early voting location are the same hours that I work.

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[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 hours ago

No, and I have no intention to.

(I dont live in the US)

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, but most of the races were uncontested. For the ones where the single candidate was a Republican, I wrote in "No Confidence". That didn't accomplish anything, but it made me feel smug.

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Going in a bit, it's just about 2 blocks away and takes all of 5 minutes. Not sure if they have anyone there early or of I have to find a other place. Being a small town it'd seem weird to have people sitting there all day for a dozen to walk through for a month ahead of time.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I did, but I’ll still show hole. Hope he likes a pressed ham with gravy.

[–] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

what a day to be able to read [shudders]

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 points 1 hour ago

whats the problem? we're just out here showing holes and hangin brains

[–] Aedaz_@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Can’t vote till I’m off work.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

just your average golden cross wearer

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 5 points 3 hours ago (3 children)
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