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Milk helps.
Yeah but intestinal capscasin overload plus lactose intolerance is a whole nother world of hurt.
If I do that I bet my farts will propel me so hard I'll break the sound barrier
You only get farts from dairy? I wish.
Get a cape and put it to good use!
Full on Wietrzyk!
big badda boooooom
If it does, which I highly doubt, it wouldn’t be significant.
The ice actually numbs the affected area. Just have to be careful to manage physical damage.
I know that milk can help a bit if you drink it before hand bc it leaves a nasty film in your mouth that can be a protective layer. Again, it’s not even close to perfect.
nah milk helps because it has fat in it and capsaicin is hydrophobic but fat soluble
Uhm what no. Something in the milk neutralizes sharpies. Also cheese, as funny as it is. I eat a whole chilli with a piece of Greyerzer on sundays. Because i thought the glass is pickled veggies and they have to get eaten.
cheese = moldy milk
Only some of them.
cheese = ~~moldy~~ aged milk
Cheese = matured milk 🧐
Milf milk
It doesn't even have to be aged you can make paneer in like two hours
cheese = milk