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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Ever had something so spicy you can feel it snaking it's way through your guts?

[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a frequent spicy eater with IBS, yes. I’ve had:

  • Spicy guts
  • Ears ringing
  • Fire pee

In addition to the usual sweats, hiccups, and fire poops.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Haven't dealt with hot piss before but I've had ear ringing haha. Idk what I'd do if the capsaicin made it to my bladder. That sounds awful

It’s more weird than awful. It’s not nearly as hot as the lava poops but you can definitely feel it.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As a frequent eater of really spicy food, nope, I'm usually just fine. Eat more fiber y'all!.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

I get at least 40 grams in a day, that doesn't do shit for spicy intestines

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

I had this only once and it was so bad. I thought it would only hurt going in and coming out, as per ush.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I've had a couple of bowls of Tom Yum soup that did me in