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[–] victorz@lemmy.world -4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

From what I heard, this billionaire seemed like a decent person. But who knows. There are conflicting sources.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There are no good billionaires.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yep there are a couple thousand people with an outsized impact on society and at anytime they could organize and do a lot of good. But they all sit by quietly and actively destroy the society that gave them so much.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That they took so much from* FTFY

They are exactly like gardeners that only harvest the crop and do not replant any seed. So... thieves.

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That's not true! No matter what kind of billionaire he was in life, now he is a good billionaire. You might also say that all dead billionaires are good billionaires.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You do not retain assets when you die. There is no such thing as a good billionaire.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

No, because they still have a history of being a billionare. Is Hitler magically good after he capped himself? Hell, is every murderer that then turns their weapon on themselves magically good, too?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They still had family and friends, and people who loved them.

I agree that having such vast amounts of money can't be a good thing whichever way you look at it, but expressing joy when someone dies is just not civilized in my opinion. It just isn't.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What good do you think will come from simping for billionaires?

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I never said anyone should be simping. I'm just saying that we can have some human decency and not celebrate someone's death. It's not like his death will cause his wealth to be distributed evenly among the rest of us. No reason to throw a party and ridicule by saying shit like "is the bee okay?" (no matter how funny it is).