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It must be the author's first day on the internet.
If the internet were banned globally, porn mags would immediately disappear from shelves, and anything up to and including national geographic where they show cultures where clothing is sparse would all be hard to find, as the porn starved masses come out of their jizz encrusted caves to find something to give them that little hit of dopamine and oxytocin.
I'd hate to have to go back to lingerie catalogues, especially since Sears went out of business :(
Nah, dude, immediately back to sneakernet. But way more porn now.