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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026 (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And in 2030 he'll be having immigrants fight to the death for their freedom.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like a more realistic timeline for that is 2027 at the very latest

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago

It wouldn't surprise me if it happened next week.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are not winning freedom. Winner gets a pillow for 1 night in Alligator Auschwitz.

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably a MyPillow too

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

never undersestimate crack strength.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plot twist, death is their only freedom

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Didn't Stephen King write a novela about that?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Bringing back mandingo fighting