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Hahaha, I don't know why, but this absolutely made my day.
The BBL smell, rotting fat - you can't make this shit up.
Look at this reddit comment of someone who had one.
They're so bad for you in general. I work adjacent to a neuro spine clinic and that's a fine way to wreck your back. But a big old cloud of stank ass wafting from it makes it worse.
Do a squat or inject my own decaying ass fat into my skin defying God and science both?
I know what to do
Shit. I was on team squats but youre making this sound really good. Defying the laws of man and god is kind of my shit.
Neurosurgeons who specialize in spinal surgery.
Brother. Please just look things up before you make yourself look silly.
You forgot the inability to properly wipe their ass (also mentioned in the article).
You can't even sit down for 6-8 weeks after the procedure. Like WTAF.
Reminded me of bart
Seems like a very mean spirited and spiteful person would have their day made by other people having problems.
Eh, when it's problems that could have easily been avoided by not doing something completely unnecessary I lose sympathy