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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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everyone is telling me "your supposed to have bad takes, this is a good take". its really hurting my self worth

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[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's okay to not wash your feet. The soap hits them when you shower.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

It's gay to wash/wipe your butt and dick. Only gay people touch butts and dicks.

I haven't touched by butt since they one time I got a bit drunk and curious in uni. And I don't want to be talking about it again, thank you.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How dirty are your feet getting that they need special attention.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They are the smelliest part of me that isn't an orifice.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How often are you smelling your feet.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Every time I take off my shoes, even as a guy who washes his feet, I get a bit of their smell. If I didn't wash them for several weeks it would be worse. Ergo, those who wear shoes and don't wanna smell their foot stink every time they take them off ought to wash their feet.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Is it special attention to wash your feet the same way you'd wash any body part?