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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think it was a cop too. Mri machines doing a service to humanity

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It appears you're right. But appears the LAPD has had this happen to them as well in a bungled cannabis raid

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/lapd-officer-lost-gun-in-mri-machine-during-mistargeted-raid-report-says/

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I remember that one. The cop was stupid enough to get his gun snatched, and then he was stupid enough to quench the MRI for that!

Here's the docket for the resulting court case. In their response this year the LAPD seem to have summarily denied everything.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69172475/noho-diagnostic-center-inc-v-city-of-los-angeles/

In typical cop fashion