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Armed drones to be deployed at schools to stop mass shooters (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Wilshire@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not surprised. The only thing we're good at in this country is making weapons.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's a bald faced lie. We're also good at producing food with a lot of calories and no nutritional value.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and choosing presidents with no real value.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not fair, trump has a lot of value to Putin

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

and Winnie the Ping!

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Challenge any nation in the world to match our advances in deep frying technology. We invented ways of deep frying foods no one else could have ever imagined.