badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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They say you don't get two shots at this but I'm different in special so sorry to the losers and haters who choose to limit themselves. I'm invincible and unstoppable. But not like the song. I'ma do my own thing and my own thing has some physicality to it so grab your intimidate mons because I know you haters are always countering my shit aka reality. I'm a tactical realist so I'm going smash your strat either way. I'm really a competitor like that like Kendrick Lamar. Aka Benz to me is a car.
Oh wdymp likes text I can't believe they're still yapping. But when did I adopt new words? I could have been a cool relic of time if I didn't listen to all that brain rot. But I really grew up with Internet stuff so it's like who could have seen this coming? Who do you think you are I am type shit. That's right, I'm typing shit. I do be typing shit tho. Don't read this. I could really put information in here because the wall of text acts as a cypher. I had chilli for dinner yesterday. I don't know about you but I'm feeling 22. I lie as naturally as I breathe
Type shit
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