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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Radar Wuv
I tried but my brain just went straight to "I need dick dick dick dick penis penis"
I might be too horny.
im gunna hit you with the bat of dick
my lizard brain violates us law and hexbear rules
its true ive seen inside
what how
All anime should be required by law to be yuri. A permit may be given for one (1) series to be yaoi per year, and under exceptional circumstances a permit for a straight series may be given no more than two (2) times per decade.
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I like sunbathing on a warm rock.
granite is my favourite sunbathing rock
If you post without rhythm you won't attract the mods
lisan al gaib will know this instinctively
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Salamence intimidate means that your post shouldn't be able to hurt my feelings. Though I'm afraid that might be special attack and there's no special intimidate so I'm cooked. Except maybe inceniroar because I don't know about parting shit mechanics. But I don't have inceniroar because I don't really fuck with the two legged pokemon
They say you don't get two shots at this but I'm different in special so sorry to the losers and haters who choose to limit themselves. I'm invincible and unstoppable. But not like the song. I'ma do my own thing and my own thing has some physicality to it so grab your intimidate mons because I know you haters are always countering my shit aka reality. I'm a tactical realist so I'm going smash your strat either way. I'm really a competitor like that like Kendrick Lamar. Aka Benz to me is a car.
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shit fuck shit fear
Awwww puppies
welcome to the void
this should be the weekly badposting megathread
I need a hug. So bad. I need to hug a bear, they're just so hug shaped, but right now I'd settle for almost any hug. I saw two snakes snuggling the other day, wrapped around each other. I need a hug like that.
POV: You have a bear site, a 20 year old Preved Medved meme, and a dream (getting a hug)
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When someone says say what’s on your mind my mind becomes immediately blank so
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beanussy
ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN: Starting now
Why the fuck cant women be like 9 ft tall and smash through walls and be nice to me
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Inside you are two wolves: you are being Eiffel Tower'ed at a furry convention
sounds better than my job lets go
zinnbyhboog
Brrrraaaapppp
Buh
buh
im so fucking hot all the time cant wear turtlenecks shitsucks
we do sweat dont we folks
i still wear em and get heated but is fine cuz that's why Inanna invented deodorant
power dynamics
one (1) shot at life
You will never enjoy a sofritas burrito made from a senzu bean tofu.
It’s not fair….it’s not fair…
big bob
Sure okay I haven't done a stream of consciousness nonsense post for a while. Here goes:
There once was an otter named Oliver and he was fucking huge I mean this otter was so thick he made everyone jealous. Also by otter I don't mean the actual animal, I mean otter as in the term people use for a skinny and hairy gay man. So how was this guy an otter if he was thick and not skinny, you might ask? Well, he was thick, but he was also weird tall, like super tall, so it evened out. I swear though, this guys promotions were weird. But for some reason he was hot? Anyway, he had lots of husbands, twenty husbands. They were all very happily married in a wholesome polycule. Now, you might be tempted to accuse me of being a fujoshi, the way I'm talking about this hot dude and his many husbands, but I assure you I am simply stating facts. Also one day Oliver and twelve of his twenty husbands were out frolicking at the beach when this homophobic bear came out of the sea (an actual bear as in the animal, not a chubby gay man) and this bear got super jealous of how happy and gay these husband's were so he ate maybe like two of them? Anyway Oliver sued the bear and won, but the money he got from the trial still couldn't bring back his two dead husbands. He was beside himself with grief so he decided to listen to "Fuck You" by Lilly Allen. Lilly Allen came out of his blutooth speaker and told him that only forest fires can prevent bears. They hugged and cried.
This has been an owl brand shitpost. I'm sorry and you are welcome.
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Ihbyehahr
uhuh hyeah yeah
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