Sure okay I haven't done a stream of consciousness nonsense post for a while. Here goes:

There once was an otter named Oliver and he was fucking huge I mean this otter was so thick he made everyone jealous. Also by otter I don't mean the actual animal, I mean otter as in the term people use for a skinny and hairy gay man. So how was this guy an otter if he was thick and not skinny, you might ask? Well, he was thick, but he was also weird tall, like super tall, so it evened out. I swear though, this guys promotions were weird. But for some reason he was hot? Anyway, he had lots of husbands, twenty husbands. They were all very happily married in a wholesome polycule. Now, you might be tempted to accuse me of being a fujoshi, the way I'm talking about this hot dude and his many husbands, but I assure you I am simply stating facts. Also one day Oliver and twelve of his twenty husbands were out frolicking at the beach when this homophobic bear came out of the sea (an actual bear as in the animal, not a chubby gay man) and this bear got super jealous of how happy and gay these husband's were so he ate maybe like two of them? Anyway Oliver sued the bear and won, but the money he got from the trial still couldn't bring back his two dead husbands. He was beside himself with grief so he decided to listen to "Fuck You" by Lilly Allen. Lilly Allen came out of his blutooth speaker and told him that only forest fires can prevent bears. They hugged and cried.

This has been an owl brand shitpost. I'm sorry and you are welcome.