badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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poptarts are the worst parts of pure sugar and the worst parts of cardboard for me. the dough part is so bland and has such a bad texture, like dry but not satisfyingly so like a scone, idk what theyre even trying to do. the frosting feels like it has nothing to make it creamy and the filling feels like it has no fruit or whatever flavor they say it is, it's just dry sugar and damp sugar respectively. it's pure sugar but not in a decadent way, it doesn't feel like an unhealthy treat like a donut does, it just feels wrong. i can see liking it if you're a kid but idk why adults do it to themselves.
You ever have a Toaster Strudel?
Same concept, better execution
Only advantage a Pop-Tart has is that it's already cooked, a Toaster Strudel has to be cooked or you're eating raw puff pastry
yeah toaster strudels are way way better