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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Consistent fiber intake will cure this. Easiest way is to take some Metamucil (or anything similar) morning and night. Otherwise what you’re experiencing is basically slow more normal bowel movements followed up by fast unprocessed stuff right behind it.

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to eat mpre vegetables because theure yim yum but i always forget i have them and they rot because terminal tiktok zoomer dexteroamphetamine gamer adhd brain and i hate driving and shopping and cooking and everyrhing and im a big crybaby who shita his doo doo ass and fart braaaaaaaap

(Srsly tho thabks for the advice)

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah I mean eating veggies/beans or whatever has got a lot of fiber is preferable but sometimes you gotta just supplement. I can barely miss a single high fiber meal without IBS and nasty shits, supplementing just ensures things go through you correctly. Also having nasty painful shots also puts you at increased risk of colon cancer so it’s best avoided at any cost