if badposting had its own taglines
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Humblebragging over here
Do not give him tips to avoid such situations. This user is jair bolsonaro actually
I call this constirrhea
BAD POST (comrade, get thee to a dietician!)
I will contibue to eat garbage until my fatty liver gets cirrhosis and i finally am relieved from this mortal plane
You just made a bad post worse. Congrats.
Slow suicide is the way true quirked up white boys do it
Thy body, thy choice
The "opening that one dam gate that hasn't been opened in years" sensation. Very explosive
Me too until I went vegan. Now I'm smooth as butter every single day baby
I've heard that called a corkscrew
sorry sweaty, shidding out your doo doo butt is "fascist"
I remember that chapter from Alive.
Consistent fiber intake will cure this. Easiest way is to take some Metamucil (or anything similar) morning and night. Otherwise what you’re experiencing is basically slow more normal bowel movements followed up by fast unprocessed stuff right behind it.
I want to eat mpre vegetables because theure yim yum but i always forget i have them and they rot because terminal tiktok zoomer dexteroamphetamine gamer adhd brain and i hate driving and shopping and cooking and everyrhing and im a big crybaby who shita his doo doo ass and fart braaaaaaaap
(Srsly tho thabks for the advice)
Yeah I mean eating veggies/beans or whatever has got a lot of fiber is preferable but sometimes you gotta just supplement. I can barely miss a single high fiber meal without IBS and nasty shits, supplementing just ensures things go through you correctly. Also having nasty painful shots also puts you at increased risk of colon cancer so it’s best avoided at any cost