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Ya boi had some face work done?
Have you seen his current wife? They must have their own private suite at the plastic surgeon. Mar-a-Lago faces.
That’s what I was thinking. She was like “aw c’mon y’big baby. Everyone does it. It makes you cool!”
buffed as well?
Definitely chemically enhanced.
Muscles go up, testicles go down.
He somehow looks more normal and yet also more sinister.
Holy cow. I saw the thumbnail and assumed it was one of those misattributed images, but no, that's him alright. Yeah something is not right with that face.
He has a head buffer boy.
Definitely but also grew stubble to widen his jaw relative to his ears
Yeah this pic def has him looking like less of a fucking goblin than usual.
Bruh looks like a totally different person. Kind of sad tbh because I actually thought Bezos had a nice look about him especially compared to other billionaires. Homie should have hired Elon's stylist because that mother fucker did some WORK to make that guy not look like a cave troll