Any market bubble is good when you have access to privileged information to know when to sell in time.
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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He's not lying. When the AI bubble bursts, it will be for the benefit of all humanity.
Not really. The rich are just going to buy up as much stock as possible at low prices while the poor suffer even more.
Real 
hours up in here.
Ya boi had some face work done?
buffed as well?
Definitely chemically enhanced.
Muscles go up, testicles go down.
Have you seen his current wife? They must have their own private suite at the plastic surgeon. Mar-a-Lago faces.
That’s what I was thinking. She was like “aw c’mon y’big baby. Everyone does it. It makes you cool!”
He somehow looks more normal and yet also more sinister.
Holy cow. I saw the thumbnail and assumed it was one of those misattributed images, but no, that's him alright. Yeah something is not right with that face.
He has a head buffer boy.
Yeah this pic def has him looking like less of a fucking goblin than usual.
Definitely but also grew stubble to widen his jaw relative to his ears
Bruh looks like a totally different person. Kind of sad tbh because I actually thought Bezos had a nice look about him especially compared to other billionaires. Homie should have hired Elon's stylist because that mother fucker did some WORK to make that guy not look like a cave troll
Good Bubble
A regular John Lewis of capitalism…
Sounds like the Narcissist's Prayer to me.
Grwat, so let's replace him with AI. If we're gonna use it to cut workers and save money, we might as well start with the ones stealing all the money.
Small number of jobs lost, HUGE amount of savings. It's win:win
so says the salesmen of pick axes during a gold rush
Advancements have to be this way, because reasons.
“After all, just look at what AI did for me in this photo!”
His wife looks significantly less real than a Real Doll
Looks like he's taking the same path based on that article photo.
I have some tulips to sell to this guy