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'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack' (wegotthiscovered.com)

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[–] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org -5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is the will of Elohim. Peterson is a wicked man, and he's being punished for his sins. He's violated the first amendment far more often than most people. He does it for every meal.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

OK, first off so what the fuck is Elohim? Also, what exactly is the first amendment of the Canadian constitution? The thing that he's violating so often?