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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 5 days ago (2 children)
  1. why tf does a school ask for a birth certificate
  2. why tf would parents give that
  3. why tf did the parents not see the error in the birth certificate?

My take: school asking for the certificate? Wrong. Now that they have it, they are reacting legally correct, because that birth certificate is a legal document. Sucks for the boy, but the fault is 100% the parents.

[–] olympicyes@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What are you basing your assertion on? The article links to the state law and says the law doesn’t prevent girls from playing on boys teams, so it doesn’t matter if it’s a clerical mistake or not.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That’s something an American brain cannot comprehend. If the school has boy only teams, the law does not matter. But go ahead and sue the shit out of the school, because that always solves all the problems.

[–] olympicyes@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

That answer didn’t really clear anything up for me.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don’t all schools ask for birth certificates? At that age it’s your only id, most kids only legal connection to their parents, your only legal indication of age.

I suppose it could also be weaponized to deprive immigrants of an education.

That being said, I looked it up and my state schools are mandated to equally educate all residents regardless of immigration status and are not allowed to ask about immigration status, nor to cooperate with ICE barring court order

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

In my case, the municipality is responsible for registering kids at public schools and they know the true identity already. The school only gets to see the name, address and maybe the gender.