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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 108 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So after all the hysteria about “biological males” in women’s sports/changing rooms/bathrooms, they have succeeded in forcing a biological male into women’s sports/changing rooms/bathrooms.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just to go full circle on their dumbfuckery, I'd bet that they'll start advocating for the school to pay to have him transition against his will so his outward appearance will match his birth cert.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

It’s basically eugenics the long way round so yeah, it’ll be an instant success with the base

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They'll be grooming him into a femboy soon enough, y'know, because masculine men should dominate inferior males. Not because they're gay, or anything.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

State sponsored thigh highs, mandatory white monster, and full ride scholarships into nuclear engineering and programming!

[–] AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I mean... I'd take that offer for sure.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

"thems the rules" mother fuckers when it's convenient.