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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 27 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ah okay.

In protest, everyone in that school should walk around with rulers, wrappers, bottles and other things sticking out of their pockets to trigger the system.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 26 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

For fucks sake in 2002 I and all the other FFA kids went to school with knives and/or multitools clipped to our belts.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

In the 80s, my Mom’s redneck ass school allowed all the dudes that hunted to keep their guns in their pickup truck gun racks. Which were very visible.