was actually an icon of the socialist neo-ufopop music that originated in USSR. People ask why but one of the founders of genre was Bobovyye Vnezemnoy who met with beanis while struggling to write songs in a bean farm and beanis introduced them to their music before flying away but he was so shocked by the experience that he forgot to ask his name and decided to name him beanis since the incident took place in a bean farm. He reported the incident and the evidence was corroborated with mind image reading machine (he had picture perfect memory btw) along with multiple data points coming from military and civilian sources. They never told this to Bobovyye but the music he wrote generated the encryption key to the messages that unlocked messages they had intercepted a decade ago which contained all the information to space travel which helped them pioneer their space program but what we saw was just a front that they were already getting to. Today they have a huge presence in space and are allied with multiple planets. Beanis is now here but this isn't just a coincidence. It was placed here by someone for a reason. The real revolution is yet to begin.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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