Did you know in China if you feel happiness even once they will ban the happiness and punch a dog in front of you until you cry?

The Pope is actually a POSIX implementation of Ope

dinosaurs had big ears, but because there were no bones in the ears, it never got fossilized

Without IP protections to incentive innovation through the profit motive no one would ever come up with new ideas or share them with other people.

I love you and I don't think you should demean yourself

You are a good person and very cool actually

I am the rightful king of the United States, and all I need to seize power is your credit card number, the expiration date, and those three numbers on the back. Let me know when you're ready for the anarcho-monarchist utopia

If you’re confident enough with flirting you can open with “I have ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling of my bedroom if you wanna see” and it might even work.

Before people discovered oxygen, they thought stuff that caught fire had the unobservable substance called phlogiston

I didn’t realize Joe Rogan had a Hexbear account 😲

Vegeta is the strongest in the omniverse

I have a violent plan that will get the ball rolling on global communism within 72hrs but I need a one-time investment of $25,000 and I heard you were a giving person who would do anything to help me with this. I hope I was not lied to.

I'm a happy person who succeeded in life

One time I lifted 40kg with my left arm while patting two dogs with my right, so they call me Strong Dog Patter Kuroppi

Australia has a large population of Camels and people who pick Samus in Super Smash Bros

capitalism is the end of history, there is no other way

you arent a credulous dumbfuck who will believe anything

checkmate

There is no white genocide currently happening in South Africa, groKKK@hexbear.net is full of shit.

was actually an icon of the socialist neo-ufopop music that originated in USSR. People ask why but one of the founders of genre was Bobovyye Vnezemnoy who met with beanis while struggling to write songs in a bean farm and beanis introduced them to their music before flying away but he was so shocked by the experience that he forgot to ask his name and decided to name him beanis since the incident took place in a bean farm. He reported the incident and the evidence was corroborated with mind image reading machine (he had picture perfect memory btw) along with multiple data points coming from military and civilian sources. They never told this to Bobovyye but the music he wrote generated the encryption key to the messages that unlocked messages they had intercepted a decade ago which contained all the information to space travel which helped them pioneer their space program but what we saw was just a front that they were already getting to. Today they have a huge presence in space and are allied with multiple planets. Beanis is now here but this isn't just a coincidence. It was placed here by someone for a reason. The real revolution is yet to begin.

Electoralism works.

Dogs can’t look up

Breaking bad is overrated.

Come on baby I can change I'll go to therapy I promise