badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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My grandma always tried turning her oceans acidic and it works great! I dump all my left over plastics in there to make it extra strong. The societies I get afterwards are usually impossibly strong or just wipe themselves out. At that point though it's so much work.
Tbh my grandma's best advice was: "if a planet dies on you, that's just God telling you it wasn't meant to be". Which makes sense because all of these planets I see that last twice as long as mine are all using artificial, managed governments and everyone looks so sad in their public houses that are made of concrete.
I think the planets grow happier with natural pollution and government systems that appeal only to the most basal impulses of it's inhabitants. Maybe yours isn't libertarian enough?
God bless and good luck ✝️❤️
Your grandma sounds so sweet. I’ll try dumping some more plastics and see how it goes!